Disregard Everything I Say

Disregard everything I say. Every bit of writing here can be considered a work of fiction. Do not ever use anything I've ever said here for anything ever and if you do you are doing so at your own legal risk as I am not responsible for anything that may or may not happen to you. I did after all tell you to disregard everything I say as in reality I actually have no idea what I'm talking about and shall continue to be a retarded teenager with an Internet connection. Please point out as many flaws in my reasoning, claims, factual information and grammar as possible. MYSOURCESARE: Personal Experience, the Internet and nowhere I could just be making things up so don't say I didn't warn you.